Sure I’ll Just Cook For All You Assholes Thanksgiving Shirt – Hilarious Holiday Apparel

The “Sure I’ll Just Cook For All You Assholes Thanksgiving Shirt” is the perfect blend of humor and practicality for those who shoulder the holiday cooking responsibilities. This shirt captures the often chaotic spirit of Thanksgiving, where family dynamics can transform a festive gathering into a comedic battlefield. Wearing this shirt is a lighthearted way to express your feelings about the holiday madness while still embracing the joy of sharing a meal with loved ones.

With the witty phrase emblazoned across the front, you can break the ice during family dinners or lighten the mood while prepping in the kitchen. This hilarious holiday apparel is great for wearing while you chop vegetables or stir the gravy, making light of the sometimes overwhelming task of cooking for a crowd. Whether you gift it to the family chef or wear it yourself, it’s bound to evoke laughter and nods of understanding from fellow cooks.
Sure I’ll Just Cook For All You Assholes Thanksgiving Shirt – Hilarious Holiday Apparel

INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING

• We Ship Worldwide
• Ships from United States

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PROCESSING TIME

The standard processing time is 1-2 business days. We usually process and ship out the orders the same or next business day. It may take additional days if orders have to go through customs.

SHIPPING TIME

United States:

• USPS First-Class Mail (2-6 days) Domestic
• USPS Priority Mail (1-4 days) Domestic

International Shipping

• Standard shipping: 14 – 21 business days delivery (usually carried by DHL)

EXPRESS DELIVERY

We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]

T-SHIRT

• Material: 100% Cotton
• Made in the USA and Imported
• Pull-on closure
• Machine washable
• Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL
• Printed in the USA using high-quality, fade-resistant inks for a vibrant, long-lasting finish

Our inclusive sizing ensures everyone finds their best fit. Please check our size chart for details. Note: Designs may appear smaller on larger sizes.

SWEATSHIRT

• Fabric: 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester blend
• Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
• Safety Green: ANSI / ISEA 107 compliant
• Classic fit
• Air-jet yarn for softness and reduced pilling
• Double-needle stitching on shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
• 1×1 rib knit with spandex for added stretch and shape retention
• Tear-away label

WHY CHOOSE US?

We believe in crafting t-shirts and sweatshirts you’ll actually enjoy wearing. Made with quality materials, our shirts are soft, comfortable, and slightly fitted for a flattering look. Professionally screen-printed in the USA, these are made to last!