Chris Painter Not Gwern Shirt

Chris Painter, known for his distinctive style, has recently launched a line of clothing that includes a unique piece called the “Not Gwern Shirt.” This shirt stands out because it’s designed to be the antithesis of what one might expect from Gwern Branwen, a noted researcher known for his analytical and often dense writings. Instead, Chris’s shirt embodies simplicity, comfort, and a playful nod to the tech and writing community.

The “Not Gwern Shirt” features a minimalist design with a subtle print, making it both a statement piece and a comfortable everyday wear. It’s crafted from high-quality fabric, ensuring durability and comfort. Chris’s approach with this shirt is to merge the worlds of tech, literature, and fashion, creating something that resonates with those who appreciate both the art of writing and the simplicity of good design. This shirt isn’t just apparel; it’s a conversation starter, a piece of wearable art that reflects Chris’s unique perspective on blending different cultural elements.
Chris Painter Not Gwern Shirt

INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING

• We Ship Worldwide
• Ships from United States

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PROCESSING TIME

The standard processing time is 1-2 business days. We usually process and ship out the orders the same or next business day. It may take additional days if orders have to go through customs.

SHIPPING TIME

United States:

• USPS First-Class Mail (2-6 days) Domestic
• USPS Priority Mail (1-4 days) Domestic

International Shipping

• Standard shipping: 14 – 21 business days delivery (usually carried by DHL)

EXPRESS DELIVERY

We have express delivery method, however to ensure accurate delivery time we only support customers who contact us before ordering. And if you have any questions please let us know by emailing us at [email protected]

T-SHIRT

• Material: 100% Cotton
• Made in the USA and Imported
• Pull-on closure
• Machine washable
• Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL
• Printed in the USA using high-quality, fade-resistant inks for a vibrant, long-lasting finish

Our inclusive sizing ensures everyone finds their best fit. Please check our size chart for details. Note: Designs may appear smaller on larger sizes.

SWEATSHIRT

• Fabric: 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester blend
• Heather Sport colors: 60/40 polyester/cotton
• Safety Green: ANSI / ISEA 107 compliant
• Classic fit
• Air-jet yarn for softness and reduced pilling
• Double-needle stitching on shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
• 1×1 rib knit with spandex for added stretch and shape retention
• Tear-away label

WHY CHOOSE US?

We believe in crafting t-shirts and sweatshirts you’ll actually enjoy wearing. Made with quality materials, our shirts are soft, comfortable, and slightly fitted for a flattering look. Professionally screen-printed in the USA, these are made to last!